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Ask and Ye Shall Receive: Quality Trolling Overtakes RR ISD Trustees Meeting
"Why is my kindergartener taking puberty blockers?"
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Wilco Patriot Caller
Municipal Election Post-Mortem: Cedar Park
Did our people not turn out? Or did our people turn out, but they are not really "our people"?
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Cyrus Dogood

May 2022

The Culture Warrior Or The Vaccine Queen
The HD52 Runoff enters the home stretch
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Cyrus Dogood
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We Need More of This at Round Rock ISD Trustees Meetings
You'll Never Hear "We Are the Champions" the Same Way Again
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Wilco Patriot Caller
The Battle for Williamson County Continues
But it's Progs Over Patriots in Cedar Park
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Cyrus Dogood
Vote for Wilco Patriots on May 7
Defeat Progs and GOP Groomers
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Cyrus Dogood
Who is Jim Penniman-Morin?
Cedar Park Mayoral candidate is normal on the outside, Progressive on the inside
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Cyrus Dogood
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April 2022

O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Cedar Park Mayoral Candidate Mike Guevara Seems Like a Nice Guy, But Where is He At?
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Cyrus Dogood
The Fields are Ripe for the Harvest
Don't let marginal Dem trolling hide the bigger opportunity in Wilco
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Cyrus Dogood
Williamson County, You Need to Pick up Your Trolling Game
"“Clearly, I look like a biological woman. It’s been hours tucking this thing in.”
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Cyrus Dogood

March 2022

The Texas Independence from Covidstan Agenda for County Party Conventions
Giving "Sic Semper Tyrannis" a Texas Flair
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Milo Carditis
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A Predictable Result for Distracted and Isolated People
Why Did Incompetence and Incumbency Prove a Winning Combination in Williamson County Republican Primary?
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Cyrus Dogood
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